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The Flemish Masters
Ethnomusicological Archivists of that most plastic of Artifii.

Presenting our first three releases, available mid-January 2000 AD.

A ILLITERAL TABLE OF CONTENTS FOR THE INQUISITION
website desinged by Little Sal Maida, age 6, dead.

 

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The roster of artistes:

Von LMO

XEX

The Restaurants

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New rare John Fahey MPEG video download!!!!!!!! Vintage, unseen footage!!! Oh Goy!!!

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AAN ALLE KUTTEKOPPEN: WELKOM BIJ DE VLAAMSE MEESTERS!

For your (dis)pleasure, out in Fall '9999999:
A Capella Cantata (Empty Orchestra) by The Restaurants
Von LMO - Future Language
(first time on CD)
XEX - group:xex (their amazing 1980 self-released album, with bonus material)

Forthcoming recordings include those of The Reverend Lester Knox, Thomas Smith, The Screamers, the complete works of Havohej, and many deserving others. The Flemish Masters is a recording company dedicated to the release, reissue, and propigation of impossible musics. We do not support, condone, or have sympathy for the sounds you probably enjoy. The Flemish Masters have nothing to prove, and everything you need. SUBMISSIONS of ALL MUSICS welcomed. (All submitted materials become the property of The Flemish Masters, and we may do whatever we want with them.)

THE FLEMISH MASTERS 8581 SANTA MONICA blvd #447 WEST HOLLYWOOD CA 90069
e-mail: borndead@flemishmasters.org

copyright 1999 the flemish masters

very day it becomes more clear that the music sucks ass, taking its place alongside the other great transformational technologies that first challenged, and then fundamentally changed, the way things are done in the world.

Certain '"THE RESEARCHERS ESTIMATE THAT, FOR EVERY 1,000 EXTRA ABORTIONS IN 1973 TO 1976 [sic], THERE WERE 380 FEWER PROPERTY CRIMES, 50 FEWER VIOLENT CRIMES, AND .06 FEWER MURDERS IN 1997. OVERALL, THE ABORTION EFFECT ACCOUNTED FOR ONE-HALF OF THE DROP IN CRIME FROM 1991 TO 1997. ABOUT 20% OF THE ABORTION-RELATED DROP IN CRIME AROSE BECAUSE OF THE REDUCED POPULATION OF 15-TO-24-YEAR-OLDS (THE HIGH-CRIME AGE GROUP) IN THE 1990S. THE MAIN EFFECT, HOWEVER, IS THE REDUCED FREQUENCY OF CRIME AMONG THOSE IN THE 15-TO-24 AGE GROUP WHO DID MANAGE TO BE BORN AND GROW UP. APPARENTLY, ABORTION PARTICULARLY WEEDED OUT THE CHILDREN WHO WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKELY TO FOLLOW CRIMINAL CAREERS." - ECONOMIC VIEWPOINT column of BUSINESSWEEK / September 27, 1999

-- Bilboe Bagginz
Chairman and Chief Executive Officer


 

Y'ALL BE FREEDOM FIGHTER NO! 127,017 to FOLD SPACE with us.DISSOCIATIVE STATE ANYONE?

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